Conservatives believe in lower taxes; liberals believe in [social responsibility]. We want few regulations; they want more [effective environmental regulations]. Conservatives measure the effectiveness of government programs by results; liberals measure the effectiveness of government programs by [results]. We believe in curbing the size of government [except when it comes to personal freedom, privacy and certain liberties that we believe should be regulated by the government]; they believe in expanding the size of government [to a point that it can convict corporate criminals, environmental scofflaws and war profiteers].