Haiku to the elections

Well, I haven't seen the request for haikus posted recently, and with all of the shirt rolling downhill on the Republicans lately, it might be time to break into verse.

Now, this is not a celebration, although it could be. It's kind of making sense in verse as to what is happening. And having some fun.

For rookies, the haiku is composed of 3 lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables. It's something like this

Dick Cheney still thinks
We are winning in Iraq
Soldiers still dying

OK, that was off the cuff. And it wasn't funny. Deadly serious by the way.

How about:

Republicans suck
And the country has caught on
Ill wind blows Tuesday

I like that one.

Campaigns are hard work
President beats the bushes
For votes in red states

That's not bad either,
But humor button is off
Can you do better?